Oct 20 2014
- me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
kid: can you sing me a lullaby?
me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
people who say blacks instead of black people are just in a hurry cause they have a white nationalist meeting to go to
Bioshock AU where everything is the same except the audio diaries and the radio messages are auto-tuned.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"